Big Bertha's a bit lonely these days. You wouldn't know it from looking at her, but she is.
This reporter thinks that it's simply been a little while since she's been on a date. I mean a good and proper date. You know, the kind where some gentlemanly grizzly comes along with flowers, a nice dinner and some interesting conversation.
That's why it was unsurprising when she showed up at our previously agreed on meeting place (and don't think you'll be able to find it and hijack these deals... it changes everyday) and brought with her news of eHarmony.com coupons.
Don't you worry about Big Bertha, though. She's been through enough in her life that she won't let a little holiday time depression stop her from bringing you the best news about deals. Check back tomorrow... you'll see.
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